Q. Dear Steam Guy, DO YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER?
A. Yes. Steam Portland is a private club for men only and a membership is required. For our out-of-town guests short-term memberships are available in 1 and 3 day memberships. Longer memberships are available in 30 day, 6 month and 1 year options.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, WHERE DO YOU PARK WHILE AT STEAM PORTLAND?
A. All parking around Steam Portland is free! Club Members can park on Sandy Boulevard. Also, on the side street adjacent to the club (NE 29th) there is additional parking and the access street behind the club (next to the freeway) has ample parking. Steam Guy asks everyone to be courteous to our neighbors and respect their assigned parking.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, ARE THERE ANY JOBS AVAILABLE? (application page)
A. Steam Guy is amazed at the number of men who have expressed an interest in working at the club. An on-line Employment Application is available by clicking here, as well as open positions will be posted. If you are interested in employment, please fill out an application. All information will be held in strict confidence. Also, you need to be at least 18 years of age to work in the Club.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, WHAT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IS AVAILABLE?
A. TriMet #12 Sandy Boulevard stops nearby.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, DO YOU HAVE AN ATM?
A. Yes, located in the front lobby entrance for easy access. It is available 24/7.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS? A. Yes we do. Visa, Mastercard, Discover & American Express. The charge will appear as a discreet corporate entity. The name Steam Portland will not appear on your statement.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, HOW LONG CAN A MEMBER STAY IN THE CLUB? A. An entrance fee allows you to enjoy the facilities of your choice for a period of 8 (eight) hours. If you wish to stay in the club for an additional period, you will be charged $2 for each additional hour you rent your locker and from $3 to $5 for each additional hour of room rental depending on the size of room rented, up to a maximum of 18 hours. We will not notify you when you've reached your 8 hours, that is up to you to watch, since you may be having fun, we are not here to interupt. But we will let you know when you're about to reach your maximum 18 hours.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, WHAT KIND OF ATTIRE IS ACCEPTABLE IN THE CLUB? A. Steam Guy wears nothing in the club! But you can also sport a towel, underwear, or fetish wear. Street clothes won't make it in the play areas, so leave them in your locker.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, WHAT ARE MY LIMITS IN THE HOT TUB? A. Steam Portland takes great pride in the ability to supply its members with a clean, fresh hot tub. We always score highest marks with Multnomah County Health department. With that being said, we ask
all members to keep all activity to "first base" only. Meaning if your doing something that risks "adding" anything to our lovely hot tub, DONT DO IT! You will be asked to stop.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, I AM AN OLDER MAN AND NOT IN THE BEST OF SHAPE. I ENJOY GOING TO THE BATHS BUT I HAVE BEEN TREATED RUDELY BY STAFF AND MEMBERS IN CLUBS IN OTHER CITIES. WOULD I BE COMFORTABLE AT STEAM PORTLAND?
A. Our staff will treat all members with dignity and respect. Our motto is: Cleanliness, Friendliness & Fun! A lot will depend on your attitude and how you treat others as well. If you approach someone and there is no interest, its best to move on and find someone who is interested. Those young "hotties' are usually interested in each other, but you never know who might want a Daddy Bear! There is always someone for everyone!
Q. Dear Steam Guy, WHAT IS THE SMOKING POLICY IN THE CLUB?
A. Smoking is only allowed on our outdoor sun deck in the specific smoking area. it is our only designated smoking section, so enjoy some fresh air while you puff. E-Cigs are also not allowed inside the club at anytime. You do not have to leave to smoke like many other clubs.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, WHAT IS THE CANNABIS POLICY IN THE CLUB?
A. While Oregon has passed the new laws, effective July 1, 2015 for transporting and growing, and October 1, 2015 for personal purchase, it is still not allowed to be consummed outside your home. Because of this it still falls under our Drug policy and is not allowed inside the club under any circumstances. You may come under the influence of marijuana, just don't bring it in our club. Q. Dear Steam Guy, IS STEAM PORTLAND WHEEL CHAIR ACCESSIBLE? A. Yes, Steam Portland has wheel chair accessible rooms and lockers on the main floor. The restrooms, showers and steam room are also wheel chair accessible, but the hot tub area is limited to your personal ability.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, I AM A FEMALE AND WOULD LIKE TO VISIT YOUR CLUB, CAN I ENTER?
A. Unfortunately no, Steam Portland is a Private Men's Only club and all members must be male, or by all definitions under state law identify as male and have "M" or Male on your legal ID.
Q. Dear Steam Guy, ARE TRANSGENDER GUYS WELCOME?
A. Yes, Steam Portland welcomes Trans guys, either MTF (as long as you are still legally male on your ID), or FTM (as long as you legally now identify as male on your ID). Any ID representing F or female will not be allowed in as we are a Private Men's Only club.
Any other questions we didn't cover, shoot Steam Guy an email and he will get back to you as soon as possible, and no question is unanswered! firstname.lastname@example.org
STEAM PORTLAND WILL CREATE A MEMBERSHIP IN OUR SYSTEM FOR EVERY GUEST. WE WILL NOT EMAIL, CALL, OR SEND OUT ANY MAIL FROM OUR CLUB.
STEAM PORTLAND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY PHONE CALLS IN REGARDS TO YOUR MEMBERSHIP SINCE WE CANNOT VERIFY YOUR IDENTITY OVER THE PHONE.
YOUR PRIVACY IS #1 AT STEAM. ALL CREDIT CARD TRANSACTIONS WILL BE BILLED DESCRETELY AND OUR SALES SYSTEM IS NOT CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET.
SAFETY & PRIVACY
STEAM PORTLAND HAS 16 HD SECURITY CAMERAS AROUND OUR COMPLEX FOR ADDED SAFETY.
THERE ARE MULTIPLE AREAS TO PARK WHILE AT STEAM. OUR SIDE PARKING ON 29th ALLOWS FOR SAFE DISCRETE ENTRY TO THE CLUB VIA OUR SIDE COURTYARD AREA.
STEAM PORTLAND HAS CALL BOX SET UP WITH RADIO CAB. AT ANY TIME YOU NEED A CAB HOME JUST ASK OUR STAFF AND THEY WILL SEND A CALL REQUEST FOR A PICK UP.